thats-so-kailyn:

mightymargaretofanjou:

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

imperially:

santa:

when i realize i misread a situation and was being petty for no reason

I can’t relate to this because I’m always right

(via tyleroakley)

under-the-arch:

under-the-arch:

(via ruinedchildhood)

uxglam:

(via y0nich)